resignation letter of an elf

citizenkerry:

December 25, 2013

Santa Claus Workshop
1 North Pole Way
North Pole

Dear Mr. Claus:

I am writing to let you know that I am resigning from my position as Elf. Effective immediately, I am terminating my employment with S. Claus Workshop, LLC, after 764 years of service. 

Because my repeated requests for an exit interview were ignored, I wanted to offer some feedback that I was never given the opportunity to share. (On an unrelated note, I don’t think Mrs. Claus should be the Head of HR.) 

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bindersfullofwomen:

Ermahgerd Brindrs full of Wormern!

bindersfullofwomen:

Ermahgerd Brindrs full of Wormern!


barry tells me about race relations in the US, giving up his seat for a white lady, and more

citizenkerry:

This is a series in which you help me learn about America.

Barry is a 50 year-old African-American man who was born Jackson, Tennessee and raised in St. Louis, Missouri. Today he lives in Brighton, Michigan (about 40 miles west of Detroit), and works at Ford Motor Company as an Engineer with his wife of 21 years and 13 year-old daughter.  He was kind enough to tell me about his take on race relations in the US, and I hope you find his stories as interesting as I did!

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I snerkled.

I snerkled.


missanthropicprinciple:

Well hello.

missanthropicprinciple:

Well hello.


I’m melting.




The Mary X Matthew relationship summed up in gifs.